That is extremely true. Eat tons of it. Side-effect: No more vampire friends.
If people start harassing you for your great smelling breath, you should know right off that they’re vampires. They may say that your breath stinks, but you know the truth.
Also, ZombieCakes is obviously a vampire. Why do you think she’s posting at night?
I use it as an aphrodisiac. I also have my own special home brew garlic shampoo. I rub some on my balls before sex. I make them bitches cum like twice.
Don’t listen to Barker. OBVIOUSLY vampires were created by government-sponsored cloning banks in an effort to brainwash the tweenage female population who somehow got past the Jonas sonic mind control project. Via stolen time travel technology, they have retroactively distilled vampires into our legends and literature, and given a number of false weaknesses in order to lead would-be vampire hunters down the right track. DON’T BE FOOLED! The only REAL cure to your vampire problem is squid ink.
That is extremely true. Eat tons of it. Side-effect: No more vampire friends.
If people start harassing you for your great smelling breath, you should know right off that they’re vampires. They may say that your breath stinks, but you know the truth.
Also, ZombieCakes is obviously a vampire. Why do you think she’s posting at night?
I hope you’re not being serious.
Garlic is the SOURCE of bad breath, NOT the cure.
yeah man, I chew it all the time before going on hot dates.
It makes your semen taste delicious.
I use it as an aphrodisiac. I also have my own special home brew garlic shampoo. I rub some on my balls before sex. I make them bitches cum like twice.
Don’t listen to Barker. OBVIOUSLY vampires were created by government-sponsored cloning banks in an effort to brainwash the tweenage female population who somehow got past the Jonas sonic mind control project. Via stolen time travel technology, they have retroactively distilled vampires into our legends and literature, and given a number of false weaknesses in order to lead would-be vampire hunters down the right track. DON’T BE FOOLED! The only REAL cure to your vampire problem is squid ink.